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Also worth noting: when we say “initiate” we do not mean “look at me with intent”. Like, actually do something please. If I kiss my partner a certain way, and slide on his lap, maybe lick his ear or nibble on his neck? Instant bulge. It’s so hot. Been married 17 years and watching my wife dig around for clothes after showering gets me going every time. She has drawers in the Witch Schnoodle Dog Lovers Halloween Costume Family Pumpkins Bats T-Shirt in other words I will buy this closet she has to bend down to get at. Its like a little personal show. My now wife will probably never let this story go. The first year in our relationship, we stand in the garden from my parents in the attempt of kissing. My dog behind her catches my attention and i literally said to her: “Look, the dog is shitting.” Whenever my wife is Bored this is immediately where mind goes… I’m thinking ok so why not masturbate or we could have sex… And I just forget women are different from men and that’s just not their go-to to solve boredom. She usually looks at me like I’m an idiot when I suggest those things… And it’s probably because I forget her response is almost always the same. It depends on the ETA for me. If I arrive in less than 5 minutes, I’m usually good to go again straight away. But if I arrive in >15 minutes, then I probably won’t be in the mood until I’ve had a nap or a meal or the next day or the next day or the next day or the… I always feel it’s an alternative form of hunger. Once you eat, you’re full for a bit. If you don’t eat for a while you become ravenous and all you can think of is food. Idk, one night my wife rolled over and kept teasing me. We made out for a bit and had rounds 2 and 3 shortly after.

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