The Eckleburg Academy shirt

If you think Americans’ being loud, fat, monolingual, and ignorant in your beloved cities is obnoxious, your failure to pay for service rendered is downright criminal. It’s an expensive city; pull the The Eckleburg Academy shirt In other words Gauloise from your lips, reach into the pocket of your lederhosen, pull out an extra quid or two and pony up! This is a sad rule, because nearly all the people who break it are extraordinarily warm and sweet and have nothing but the best intentions. In a lot of places, children are raised communally; it may be normal to high five or pick up a stranger’s kid who walks up, to lift her onto an empty seat on the subway, to play patty-cakes with her, or to chastise her if she misbehaves. But do NOT try this in New York. While New York is one of the safest cities in America, parents of city kids are protective and will not be happy. You’ll sound like an idiot, and most people here speak either with a foreign accent if they speak English, or with a nondescript accent anyway. One of my college roommates was from Maine. He used to scoff at 2nd generation Mainers – people who had been born in Maine and who described themselves as being from Maine, yet whose parents had moved there from elsewhere. The exact phrase he used was, “if the cat has kittens in the oven, they’re not muffins!” So expressive, the Mainers. Anyway, that expression does not apply at all to New York. Sometimes it seems like everyone here is from somewhere else. But the only thing you need to become as true a New Yorker as someone whose family has been here for centuries is a few years residence and a genuine love for the city. It’s a fiercely exclusive club that’s open to all. After a few years, everyone figures out their own tricks for getting around and gets to know certain areas and traffic patterns very well. While most taxi drivers are very good at their jobs, they have a huge area to cover and may not know all the subtleties for your particular spot. Don’t be rude; don’t be pushy, but do feel free to ask for a specific route.

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