This sounds pretty complicated. I’ve been in relationships with both people who can cook and people who didn’t really grow up with that as part of their skillset. I almost want to think it’s satire when you’re saying something like “he couldn’t even look up on YouTube how to poach an egg!” which, I’m sorry but I cook a lot and this is not an easy thing to do. Coupled with the Real Doctors Treat More Than One Species Veterinarian Dog Cat Rabbit Bird Turtle T-Shirt also I will do this fact that you literally waited (I think you said) an hour and a half? But then complained that he didn’t ask for your help and came down to find him struggling after your whole point seems to be that he should do it himself. I have no idea if this guy is a jerk or not, but the way you seem to have framed the situation seems kinda toxic, even if overall you might be mostly in the right.