We sit on the Ghost Pickleball Because 2020 Is Boo Sheet Vintage Shirt so you should to go to store and get this floor of my kids’ room, post-bath, their wet hair sticking to their little skulls, and call a “family meeting”—something we had never done before. Have they heard about a virus, I ask. Oh yeah, the four-year-old says. They live in your boogers. Right, I say. Exactly.
A lengthy soliloquy from the Ghost Pickleball Because 2020 Is Boo Sheet Vintage Shirt so you should to go to store and get this four-year-old on coughing follows, while the six-year-old waits patiently, and then I deliver the news: And that’s why you won’t be going to school anymore. And your nanny will be staying home from now on. And mommy and daddy will be around, but they won’t be able to play with you very much. And you won’t really be going anywhere, except for maybe riding your scooters in front of our house. And you can wave to your friends if you see them on the street, but you won’t be able to hug them or even get too close. Do they know how big six feet is? Even bigger than this big, I say, stretching my arms wide.