We now have a system in place of dividing up household chores, with my role being the Great Dane Personal Stalker I Will Follow You Wherever You Go Bathroom Included Shirt besides I will buy this never-ending task of keeping the fridge full: the added difficulty being we can’t go to the grocery store more than once a week. No one is allowed to open a can of soup or bag of corn chips without my approval as I check off daily the contents of our pantry and freezer.
The biggest challenge, however, comes in the Great Dane Personal Stalker I Will Follow You Wherever You Go Bathroom Included Shirt besides I will buy this evenings when the gluttony begins. It is hard not to eat and drink like it is a holiday every night, particularly when that is when we are used to being together. Daniel tends to mix a different craft cocktail each night, which now accompanies our mindfulness moments with Florence, followed by a virtual Zoom date with extended family and friends. Dinner consists of the kids’ fattening childhood favorites: lasagna, roast chicken with mash potatoes, and tuna pasta. Afterward, we binge-watch TV together, ending up in animated multigenerational discussions, fueled by wine, on such simple topics as #MeToo and capitalism (generated from watching The Morning Show and Succession.)